Dear Kishimoto-sensei,

( Cut for spoilers on latest chapter )

Here's the second part of my Fangirl's Guide to Writing the Good Characters, this time with the Konoha kids. Part 1 can be found here, with an edited version here.

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rossmonsterbite did one for writing the Akatsuki, so I've decided to do one for the good characters. I'm still working on the Konoha kids, so for now, here's how to write the teachers, Sand Siblings and parents badly.

( Gentlemen! BEHOLD! )

Following on from fairy1234's post about Gai, and how people like to make him say "YOUTH!!!!!!111" and variations thereof because, as we all know, Gai apparently has a tiny vocabulary, I have some general points to make about writing Naruto characters, which some fantards should take into consideration.
( Rantery under cut )

THERE ARE NO FUCKING GUNS IN NARUTO. THERE ARE NO VEHICLES, EITHER ( Read more... )

Dear Temari Cosplayers:

Alright, girls (and guys, but I've never seen a male Temari before).

Let's go back to kindergarten!

What colour is that skirt?If you answered blue or dark purple, yay, you can successfully choose the right color at the fabric store! I really like that colour too, it's really a shame that only, what, 5% of Temari ( Read more... )

okay, this is a rediculous rant about how i hate sasuke. its very violent, bloody, and sweary... i wrote it a while ago, and was looking for somewhre to post it... spoilers for the end of the chunnin exam arc too...

( dont hate me? )

Dear jerks-who-shut-off-the-bit-torrent-for-the-episode-immediately-after-it-downloads,

YOU SUCK! If everyone did what you did, no one would ever manage to download anything. Just leave the damn thing open for a few minutes more.

Hello again Narutards. This time, we going to take a happy lesson in NOT butchering a character just because you don't like them.

( Stop butchering Gai )